Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic. "This thing on?" *Murmurs of assent.* *Clears throat again.* "Trade Deal." The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath. "Ninety..." A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held. "...ONE percent complete." Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.