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Idiot Snowflake Students LOVE Socialism, Yet Can't Explain What It Is

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There's nothing liberal millennials seem to love more than free stuff with minimal effort - and if you ask one, socialism is apparently the way to get it... you know, if you don't mind all that death at the hands of murderous dictators.

Campus Reform points out a poll showing that 53 percent of Americans under 35 think socialism would be great for America, and that 45 percent of young Americans would be willing to support an openly socialist candidate.

While it’s clear that young people increasingly view socialism in a positive light, it’s also clear that many of them are uneducated about what it entails, or the impact it’s had throughout history.


The same poll found many millennials are unfamiliar with historical figures often associated with socialism, such as Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, and Karl Marx. -Campus Reform

So what did Campus Reform do? Why, they went out to talk to a bunch of students in Washington D.C. to find out what in the ever loving fuck is wrong with them - only to find out that they're total morons...


One student said of socialism, “I think people throw that word around to try and scare you, but if helping people is socialism, than I’m for it.”


When asked how she would define socialism, her answer was simple: “I mean honestly I’m not not exactly sure.”


“I guess just, you know, getting rid of that wealth gap in the United States?” ventured another.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the future. If one of these snowflakes is your kid, just helium bag yourself for your parental failure. Lord knows your idiot offspring won't be able to take care of you in your old age.

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