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Happy 6th Birthday: The Day FASB Folded & "Mark-To-Fantasy" Was Born

Submitted by Jim Quinn via The Buring Platform blog,

The captured corporate MSM is celebrating the six year anniversary of when the stock market bottomed in March 2009. They will spin a false narrative of Bernanke, Obama and Geithner saving the world with TARP, QE, and the $800 billion Porkulus bill. What great heroes. Bernanke now gets $300,000 for a lunchtime speech at Bank of America gatherings. He is raking in north of $10 million per year now. He made $200,000 per year as the Fed Chairman. His wisdom must be on par with Jesus Christ to get $300,000 for a one hour speech. Bernanke’s Sermon on the Mount tour:

The millions he is getting paid by the Wall Street banks for speeches isn’t a payoff. Right?

Bernanke and Geithner stopped the market from falling in March 2009 by threatening the accounting geeks at the FASB and forcing them to allow fraudulent reporting by the insolvent Wall Street banks. The crisis ended – precisely – on March 16, 2009, when the Financial Accounting Standards Board abandoned FAS 157 “mark-to-market” accounting, in response to Congressional pressure from the House Committee on Financial Services and threats from Bernanke and Geithner on March 12, 2009. That change immediately removed the threat of widespread insolvency by making insolvency opaque. Mark to fantasy was born. Profits for everyone!!!

The fix was in. Every Wall Street bank was insolvent in March 2009. Citicorp and Bank of America were dead. There were hundreds of billions in worthless toxic mortgage securities, derivatives, auto loans, and credit card debt sitting on their books. FAS 157 required them to price those assets at what they could sell them for in the market. You remember free market capitalism? Something is worth whatever an independent party is willing to pay. The fat cats love free market capitalism when they are making billions. Not so much when they blow up the financial system and are faced with the consequences of THEIR actions.

The Wall Street banks were leveraged 30 to 1. Therefore, a 4% loss on their portfolio meant they were bankrupt. They were all bankrupt, and should have been liquidated in bankruptcy. That is why we have bankruptcy laws. But here’s the rub. Jamie Dimon, Lloyd Blankfein, the other Wall Street executives, billionaire investors, and many other very rich men would have borne the losses. That was unacceptable to the ruling oligarchs. They told their puppets – Bernanke & Geithner – to pressure the FASB into changing the accounting rule, so they could value their assets at whatever number they chose. The puppets did as they were told and the cowering mangy curs at the FASB reversed course.

All of a sudden, the Wall Street banks were miraculously solvent, making billions, paying themselves massive bonuses, rigging the markets, and enjoying the fruits of 0% interest money from Bennie and the inkjets. Ignore the blather you will see and hear about the saving the world bullshit. It was the pussy accountants at the FASB that “saved the bankers”. The people were fucked over and continue to be fucked over by the Fed and their Wall Street owners.

And after six years, if you applied mark to market accounting again, the Too Big To Trust Wall Street banks would still be insolvent. In addition, the Federal Reserve bought trillions in toxic assets, that sit on their balance sheet. They are currently leveraged 60 to 1. A 2% loss on their $4 trillion portfolio would make them insolvent.

Can you spell PONZI?