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Не нравится Россия? Скатертью дорожка!

На Комоне в блогах и комментариях к ним часто вижу охаивание России и многого того, что связано с ней (здравая критика и юмор к этому не относятся). Может быть, те, кто пишут такие вещи, хотят осуществить свою «американскую мечту»? Вот для них руководство к действию:

U.S. Government helps you with the accommodation and offers you Health Insurance (Freedom HSA Direct Individual Health insurance for 1 year), Dwelling (Apartment in any city you prefer, 1 bedroom for 3 months), a guaranteed job (in the field that you are currently qualified so you can start working even from the first week you arrive in the United States and get paid as U.S. citizen) and education (For U.S. Students or Higher Education through Education USA. It includes transfer to a U.S. college or University so you can continue your educational study. More details can be found at http://educationusa.state.gov/ .) 

Type of Residence Card Status
With the Diversity Visa (also known as Green Card) you will enjoy all the advantages and benefits of a U.S. permanent resident, including health and education benefits, and employment opportunities along with guidance in your new country, orientation sessions and programs to integrate into mainstream American society. Once received you can use it at any time you want to move in the United States or just travel. The visa must be renewed after 10 years.
 
Processing fees 

United States Permanent Resident Card Granted! - Waiting for payment of processing fee $879 
Processing fees Included 
Total $879 
The law and regulations require to pay a visa processing fee of $879. The Diversity Visa (Green Card) is guaranteed upon receiving the payment. The per person fee for each Diversity Visa is $879, payable in U.S. dollars or equivalent of your local currency. Accompanying family members (wife/husband, fiancé(е), brothers, sisters, children, cousins) may be included in the program and their visas will be provided at the same time with yours so you can travel/move together in the same time. However the fees must be paid per person and each member (e.g. wife, brother, parents, children, cousin) must pay $879. There is no discount for children.
Please note that you are allowed to take with you as many family members you want. However for each person you must pay an additional amount of U.S $879 
For example if you decide to move in the United States with your wife and a kid the total fee is US$879(your fee) + US$879(your wife) + US$879(your kid) = US$2637. 

PURPOSE: The U.S. Department of State uses the fee payment primarily to process your visa related documents and verify your identity. 

Visa Payment processing instructions 
The fees must be paid using Western Union money transfer and will be processed by the U.S. embassy in the United Kingdom. Western Union is a leading provider of International person-to-person money transfer. With more than 150 years experience and 245,000 Agent locations in over 200 countries and territories, Western Union is recognized for sending money quickly, reliably, and safety. You can send the payment in U.S. dollars or equivalent of your local currency

Click on the following link to find the nearest Western Union agency and send the fees payment: Find Western Union Agency . If you are unable to find a Western Union agency near your location, you may ask a relative or friend to pay the fee on your behalf. After you find a Western Union agency you need to go with cash money, an identity card (e.g. passport or national identity card) and send the payment to the U.S. embassy agent address in United Kingdom: 

Name   : Myriam Ochart 
Address:  73 Queens Avenue  
              London, N20 0JB  
              United Kingdom 


The payment must be sent to the above U.S. embassy agent address in United Kingdom because the U.S. Department of State decided this based on the diplomatic relations with your country. 
After you send the payment follow the next steps:   
Fax the Western Union receipt at +44 207 691 7968 ! 

Then wait for the confirmation that the payment was received. Within 48 hours, you will receive a confirmation via email with your Case Number/Confirmation Number and exact date and time (approx. 2 days) of the final interview. Upon successful interview you will receive your documents and travel information to move in the United States. Under no circumstances your visa status won't be affected by the interview. After you have paid the processing fees your visa is guaranteed! 

Please Note! 

The payment must be sent via Western Union in max 72 hours after you have received and read the email from U.S. DEPARTMENT of STATE. You are strongly encouraged not to wait until the last day to pay. Heavy demand may result in system delaysThe visa processing fee (US $879) is mandatory for each person and the U.S. Government doesn't offer any discount, loan or exception. 

If it would be necessary to contact the U.S. Department of State YOU MUST ALWAYS REFER TO YOUR NAME. The email is dvs@kccusafis.org !  

 CONFIDENTIALITY STATEMENT: AUTHORITIES: The information asked for on this form is requested pursuant to Section 222 of the Immigration and Nationality Act. Section 222(f) provides that the records of the Department of State and of diplomatic and consular offices of the United States pertaining to the issuance and refusal of visas or permits to enter the United States shall be considered confidential and shall be used only for the formulation, amendment, administration, or enforcement of the immigration, nationality, and other laws of the United States. Certified copies of such records may be made available to a court provided the court certifies that the information contained in such records is needed in a case pending before the court.
 
 
P.S. Так вот она какая, эта американская мечта (троллям до 16 смотреть запрещается):

http://demotivation.me/images/20111012/x34m1ky5isde.jpg

 

Добавлено 21 ноября 2011, 00:35


Сеанс разоблачения чёрной магии состоялся в следующем блоге: 

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